{"id":122,"date":"2008-09-07T19:12:49","date_gmt":"2008-09-08T01:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/?p=122"},"modified":"2010-09-23T04:49:17","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T10:49:17","slug":"ill-make-you-one-in-woodwork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/ill-make-you-one-in-woodwork\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll make you one in woodwork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finally finished the desk I&#8217;ve been building all Summer.\u00c2\u00a0 I started it not long after the kids broke up for summer recess, and I promised myself I&#8217;d get it done in time for Finn starting the 4th grade.\u00c2\u00a0 As it turns out I over-ran by a couple of weeks, but a career in SAP has taught me that this is close enough to be called on-time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/?page_id=42&amp;id=66\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"float_right\" title=\"Finn's Bed\" src=\"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-content\/fmoblog_thumbs\/t_12208202836799.jpg\" alt=\"Finn's Bed\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>I started on this uncharacteristically-ambitious project because Finn needed a new desk so he can knuckle down to some serious schoolwork (hey, a father can dream, can&#8217;t he??).\u00c2\u00a0 Most of the desks in the stores are plywood crap that wouldn&#8217;t stand up to some vigorous pencil-pushing let alone Finn banging his books around on it in a fit because he doesn&#8217;t want to do his homework,\u00c2\u00a0so I reasoned\u00c2\u00a0I could build a better one myself.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 I also wanted Finn to have something that matched his bed.\u00c2\u00a0 The bed came from Pottery Barn Kids, but they don&#8217;t offer a desk in the same style.\u00c2\u00a0 Plus, I reasoned, if I hand-made something for the boy he might\u00c2\u00a0recognize it as a demonstration of my fatherly love and devotion. And maybe also see that sometimes it&#8217;s worth putting time and effort into something.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/?page_id=42&amp;id=64\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"float_left\" title=\"The Masterplan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-content\/fmoblog_thumbs\/t_12208202201577.jpg\" alt=\"The Masterplan\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;d done a bit of woodwork back in school (got an A-grade in my &#8216;O&#8217; level, in fact&#8230;), and figured it would be good to get back into some good, honest craftsmanship.\u00c2\u00a0 I haven&#8217;t actually made anything in some 20 years (!) but I figured it was probably like riding a bike &#8211; some skills you never forget.\u00c2\u00a0 My first problem was that I didn&#8217;t have a plan &#8211; other than the bed itself &#8211; to work from.\u00c2\u00a0 Handily, I also got an A-grade in Technical Drawing so I was able to put those skills (I use the term loosely) to use as well, knocking up a quick one-pager that managed to guide me through the whole project.<\/p>\n<p>One of the additional advantages of building a desk myself was that it gave me the excuse to go out and buy a whole shedload of new power-tools.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0By the time I&#8217;d bought a router (and router table), a dovetail jig, a circular saw, a chop-saw, and an orbital sander, this turned out to be just about the most expensive desk in the history of deskdom. And that&#8217;s not even counting the wood (poplar) which cost me at least twice what I could have bought a ready-made office desk for&#8230; But the way I look at it, the tools were an <em>investment<\/em>.\u00c2\u00a0 I know I&#8217;m going to get steady use out of them &#8211; Freya&#8217;s already banging on at me to make her a pink &#8216;princess&#8217; desk, and the wife has a long list of other projects lined up for me.<\/p>\n<p>The router proved to be invaluable, especially for the slat-work on the sides, and all of the mortise and tenon joints that hold the whole desk together.\u00c2\u00a0 (Although I learned the hard way how to fit a square peg into a round hole: lots of sanding &#8211; but you do get a really good, tight fit that way.)\u00c2\u00a0 The actual\u00c2\u00a0 woodworking was fun, and the smell of fresh-cut wood &#8211; probably thanks to the sawdust\u00c2\u00a0up my nostrils (and coating the entire garage by the time I&#8217;d finished) -\u00c2\u00a0took me back to wood-shop at school.\u00c2\u00a0 Unfortunately I&#8217;d forgotten how laborious finishing is, what with sanding, a layer of primer\/undercoat (by hand, after which I went out and added a paint spray-gun to my tool collection), more sanding, two layers of paint, and then a couple of layers of wax finish to polish it off.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Finn's Desk\" href=\"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/?page_id=42&amp;id=67\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"float_left\" title=\"Finn's Desk\" src=\"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-content\/fmoblog_thumbs\/t_12208203510628.jpg\" alt=\"Finn's Desk\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>Overall, now it&#8217;s done, I&#8217;m pretty pleased with it. Once I&#8217;d got it in place in\u00c2\u00a0Finn&#8217;s room, even I was surprised at how <em>professional<\/em> it looks.\u00c2\u00a0 It matches the bed so well (right down to the paint, thanks to Lowe&#8217;s matching\u00c2\u00a0a sample off the bed\u00c2\u00a0perfectly) that you&#8217;d be forgiven for thinking that it is a kosher Pottery Barn product. Except that mine is better quality. Really. On closer inspection of the bed (and after doing all of the hard work on the desk), I discovered that the &#8216;slat-work&#8217; on the bed is actually just thin strips of wood glued onto a single piece of board, whereas mine is all tongue-and-grooved. Plus, mine is all held together with actual joints (lots of mortise and tenon joints, and half-blind dovetails on the drawer), whereas the bed is really just screwed together. The only screws on mine are the ones holding the top on.\u00c2\u00a0 The way I look at it, this desk is <em>heirloom quality<\/em>. I fully expect Finn to be carting this with him when he goes off to college (secured through all the hard work he&#8217;d better start putting in, sat at this desk).<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a few minor bits that could be better, but the untrained eye would be hard-pushed to notice them, and I&#8217;m not going to point them out. Certainly not to an over-critical nine-year-old, anyway.\u00c2\u00a0 Besides, by the time Gil has finished tap-dancing on the top of it, and Freya has used it to paint her nails on, I&#8217;m sure any minor imperfections in my\u00c2\u00a0craftsmanship will barely be noticeable. And what was Finn&#8217;s response to my three months of blood, sweat, and the occasional tear, all for his benefit? &#8220;&#8216;s OK&#8230;&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally finished the desk I&#8217;ve been building all Summer.\u00c2\u00a0 I started it not long after the kids broke up for summer recess, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,6],"tags":[62],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-life","tag-woodwork"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":193,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions\/193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetmanuel.com\/dirk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}